Like a wise man (and producer of really crappy reality shows) once said, Controversy Creates Cash. And with that, the triceratops tribunal brings to you an episode full of regulation breaking, country angering, firearm wishing upheavals to sensible public morality!
For our Italians listeners who are easily outraged and have never walked into a pet store, here is the trailer for the upcoming CGI animated feature and video game, G-Force, where the G is always for Guinea (Pig):
(What is with David Cross and talking CGI animal movies?)
In similar news, the entire country of Canada seems to have viewed a clip of Fox News' Red Eye program on YouTube that they just couldn't swallow. For those unaware a show called Red Eye exists, congrats on being the majority of humanity. You see, someone who played Grand Theft Auto really loved the talk radio stations, so they hired an unfunny windbag to host a "political" round table full of comedians who attempt to be witty and controversial. Fox News proceeds to air it around 3 or 4 in the morning, in between specials about why Foreigners Smell Funny. But like a broken clock, Red Eye is right twice and they just happened to air an episode making fun of the Canadian army in Iraq the same day 4 Canadian soldiers died. And Canada, much to their credit, hounded and attacked poor Doug Benson, the least offensive of them all, because they figured he would be too stoned to fight back. Well, Canada, thank you for making Doug Benson give this truly unfunny apology:
You've got to love that the host of the Canadian news show even having to point out that Benson wasn't the most volatile of the comedians on that show. But some good can come out of anything bad: Doug Benson has learned never to appear on Fox News again. Huzzah!
And finally, this week, I present to you the most controversial thing of all. Comcast think this kind of commercial actually is charming and appealing to us, the unwashed masses:
Note to Madison Avenue: Juno was a decent movie, but the fact that the titular character loved music but couldn't carry a note in a specialized note bucket was the worst part. Try ripping off the good parts next time, like having Comcast get knocked up after 2 minutes of horrible sex with an ex-sitcom star. I'd subscribe to at least 3 Comcasts if you air that.
