Fair Use Law is Wrestlelicious!

You might ask yourself, "Self, where can I find talented female wrestlers forced to portray comic book and cartoon stereotypes, act horribly, and 'rap' about their gimmick in such a way that would make Rappin' Rodney seem like Run DMC?"

Well, Self, I believe you just got Wrestlelicious:

No word yet on whether Randy and myself are meeting Jimmy "Mouth from the South" Hart tomorrow to audition for this wondrous project. I can, however, confess that I recently bought a novelty convict costume with female wig and learned how to give the signature of "Justine Carcerated."