Remember kids: if you aren't a good Christmas Cheetah, Santa won't bring you what you really, really want. But what if you want nude pictures of Cheetah Girl Auto-Tune Enthusiast Adrienne Bailon? Well, sir, the Santa abides.
As bad as that Christmas... carol?... I guess is what you'd call it is, if you really want to gather the last of your Cheetah braincells together so they can have a Cheetah ritual suicide, here's a completely unnecessary Cheetah cover of Route 66 (I hear it's where you get your kicks):
Merry Cheetah Christmas to you and Cheetah yours, Fair Use Followers!