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Ludvig Borga Is Hating America In Heaven Now

Tony Halme has had one hell of a life. As Ludvig Borga, he debuted in the WWF in the height of Lex Luger's "Lex Express" tour to celebrate America. Determined to point out just how horrible he felt Luger's country was, he cut many promos expressing his disdain at the American dream, such as this one:



During his short WWF stay, he also managed to end the Native American Tatanka's almost 2 year winning streak. After that, he went on to the world of boxing, retiring with a record of 13 wins, 6 losses, and no draws. He even had a debut match in Ultimate Fighting, fighting against another brand new debuting fighter: Randy Couture. Sure, he lost, but Randy was destined to become one of the biggest ultimate fighters in history, so no sweat off Tony's proud Finnish sack.

After that he went on to do what any former wrestler/boxer/ultimate fighter would do: campaign for and win a seat in Finnish parliament. During this time he also managed to write 4 books and... wait, this can't be right... released a CD? Surely this is all a fevered dream and there's no music video evidence of this, right? Oh, there is? Yay!



He was like a modern day Falco he was...