Now, in the immortal words of former X-Men scribe Chuck Austen: let's get to the tits!
With Black Friday now past us and the Super Modelquinns still at large eating the hearts and brains of our youth, it's nice to know that someone out there is paying non-murderers with a sense of humor cash money to promote their wares. Like Target, with Maria Bamford:
What's that? Want more Bamford, preferably with her rapping about Santa? I've got you covered!
One thing you might want to avoid buying your children this year, unless they are German synth-metal enthusiasts like Randy's son, is this Rammstein vs. Sesame Street monstrosity:
However, if you are wondering what I'm asking Santa for this year, I think Nintendo of Japan just wrote my wish list for me:
And finally, in the interest of saving you time and video game equity this holiday season, let us say that Rogue Warrior for the console of your choice is probably not worth it. However, in the grand tradition of the Lo Wang Rap from Shadow Warrior, this grim Cold War-era first person shooter features an end credits "rap" made up entirely of lead voice actor Mickey Rourke's dialog. So please to enjoy the only enjoyable part of this game and save yourself the 60 bucks:
