This past week was the big e3 conference and Ubi-Soft left no expense unspared by hiring a TV personality with only a marginal knowledge of gaming to host a gaming presentation featuring games that feature no actual gameplay. Be amazed as everyone's favorite TV personality, Joel McHale, has to take one for the team as he "shows off" the upcoming clean living simulator/Energy Booster Inn-Ergy:
What could possibly get me interested in this kind of non-gaming video game? Oh, I dunno... how about 35% more ass?
Now that those stupid bee horns are starting to be outlawed the world over, it's time to drown out the sorrows of society with something equally annoying: Waka Waka! I present to you Shakira performing it live in lieu of the officially released Waka Waka video since it has 100% more Shakira and 100% less soccer:
Now onto something that should be a World Class sport: Autistic Thai teenage girls kicking the asses of stunt men until they quite possibly are dead. This is from the movie Chocolate, one I can't recommend enough for you Netflix users:
Speaking of Netflix Instant Streaming, did you know that not only did someone make a whole documentary about a font but they also had the guile and gumption to not only release it but also get it on this internet service? If you really like clean text, I can't recommend a documentary about a font more than Helvetica:
Vince Sham-Wow is now tap dancing on the grave of Billy Mayes by being hired to actually promote a product that might sell: Eminem's new CD. What better way for Eminem to get the word out on what could be his most serious, heart felt record ever than with a parody of an infomercial that was already better with autotune? Nothing, because this commercial might become its own religion. That's how good it is:
