Episode 310 - "Have You Met My Wife, The US Constitution?"

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to episode 10 of the third Fair Use Law case file determined, as always, to bring you the latest and late breaking news about Mickey Rourke’s bird. This week we’re joined by frequent triceratops tribunal replacement pitch hitter Skeesix as we discuss the wake of the Iron Man 2 premiere, the ins and outs of how not to cosplay as Gambit, the best seat in any theater to Hedonism Bot it up in, why you should be watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and just what Super 8 has to do with the growing Cloverfield conspiracy. All this and we point out the extra geeky easter eggs you cool moviegoers probably missed during the Iron Man sequel.

With all the buzz and excitement for Iron Man 2 clouding geek eyes throughout the United States, sometimes it's easy to forget that there's an Iron Man anime coming out where he apparently fights Justin Hammer as played by Captain Harlock:



You might ask yourself why all the crazy outcasts these days want to walk around all day cosplaying as Gambit from the 90s X-Men cartoon. I think I can answer that definitively with the help of Alien Ant Farm channeling Michael Jackson: he's a smooth criminal:



We here at Fair Use Law would like to pay tribute to a man who gave his life to help promote World Wrestling Entertainment and McGruber: R-Truth. The stunning lack of this hitting the mainstream press is sure to make anyone ask, "What's up?"



Also discussed this week was Christopher Nolan's Inception, which has its trailer featured before the Ironed-Man Sequel Movie Spectacle. I, being the weird niche film asshole that I am, motioned that parts of said movie might have been "inspired" (see also: stolen) from the Pang Brothers' Re-Cycle. Watch the trailer and decide for yourself:



Speaking of niche movies, the director of the Cube Trilogy of movies this week announced that he'd love to make a video game sequel/prequel to his trilogy in the near future. Would such a game work? Most definitely, as this version in Garry's Mod shows us:



What if the "Cube" itself were metaphorical, though, and you just happened to be a giant turtle living in a world of mushrooms, pipes, and jumping plumbers? I give you the most torturous of torture porn movies of this summer movie season: Koopa's Hell:



And finally, going out on a musical number, I give you a production that I will be forced to listen to for at least the next two weeks... two weeks... two weeks. I give you Total Recall - the Musical: