Slap Your Troubles Away With Autotune

There can be only one infomercial guy, and by virtual of being in lockdown for punching hookers, Vince ShamWoW has outlived Billy Mays. It's a sad day for us all, but someone with editing skills and autotune found a silver lining. He remixed the latest SlapChop ad into a catchy rap song, and because they are a reputable company that is honest, SlapChop Co is now just airing it wholesale as its own creation on cable channels. I actually thought I was having a fever dream when this came on at 4 in the morning yesterday: