CHECK. Even Ric Flair doesn't approve.
But lately things have been going a bit better in WWE land. Many new wrestlers have debuted using actual gimmicks which allows the WWE composers to actually generate some masterpieces all their own. The first true masterpiece of this era, no doubt, is WWE Divas Champ Maryse's:
Then you have Yoshi Tatsu, a gifted Japanese wrestler who shares a name with a dinosaur who loves eating with his tongue. The WWE does not disappoint and goes all the way to Donut Plains 1 for inspiration for his theme, "J-Pop Drop:"
And lastly, probably the best theme on WWE TV right now goes to Zack Ryder. Formerly stuck in a bland tag team with a lookalike generic wrestler, he has since gone on his own and developed an entertaining gimmick of Long Island Douchebag/Future Tool Acamedy drop out. And they somehow found the perfect way to reflect that in his theme music:
