Bad NES Game... or WORST NES Game?

Recently, thanks to the backdoor to homebrew the Nintendo Wii gives some enterprising hucksters, the dorks behind Nintendorks.com got their greedy little hands on a rom of Dragon's Lair for the NES. How did they translate and almost fully animated choose your own adventure game to the 8-Bit console? In the most terrifyingly torturous way possible. This game does legally qualify as torture in most sovereign countries: