Super Mario 64 2: Attack of the Killer 1-Up

What do you do if you, like me, have played Mario 64 to the point of memorization? If you are like I dream I could be, and are Japanese, you invent a whole brand new mode in Mario 64: Avoid the magical levitating 1-Up Monster. It takes 1:50 to set up, so if you want to skip untranslated Japanese commentary, just skip ahead: