As MTV keeps telling us, the world changed last night. And as such, to commemorate this inaugural that will be forever frozen in time, I attended the Chibi-Clan Nudity's Fake Inaugural Ball and Annual Fire Drill a mere 309 miles from Washington DC. Of course, Obama didn't come speak to the tenths of 1 person who was there, but don't think I didn't impress the crowd nonetheless. It's all thanks to Carlton Banks:
In literally no time I was flipping my friend's minds with mind-flipping backspins and verbing my friend's nouns with adjective proper nouns.