Before we get to the usual absurd commercials and internet videos of the show notes, I give to you our new sponser: the official drink of psychotic chainsaw welding ferrets. I'm, of course, talking about Diet Mountain Dew:
Have you missed the cinematic adventure that is Full Moon Pictures' Head of the Family? Well, we took the bullet so you don't have to. Please to enjoy the trailer for this wondrous testament to the human spirit if the human spirit was a giant southern head mad scientist:
It's like pulling off an old band-aid: the faster we get through this the less painful it will be. With that raucous introduction, I give to you the other crown jewel in Full Moon Pictures' crown: Killjoy - the killer urban (sometimes) clown:
Now, if it's two things that flow through our veins like blood and alcohol here, it's weird independent music you probably have never heard of and the Japanese movie directing skills of one Ryuhei Kitamura (Versus, Godzilla: Final Wars, Midnight Meat Train). Combined rockjazz pianist Eric Lewis' piano destroying cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with the visuals only this great visionary from the land of the rising sun can provide and we have dissonant perfection:
Our continued love of Oregon Trail can only be leveled up when innovators take banking and dysentery to the next level. And by that, of course, I mean turning Oregon Trail into Exitebike with wagons:
And finally, I don't know why Snooki feels the President of the United States has to know who her tanned munchkin ass is, but the Sims version of her really did seem to take things to the extreme thanks to Taiwanese news coverage dramatization:
