How does Japan handle the House 8:47 Faraway Stare? By having the crossover to end all crossovers: Gregory House MD vs. Blackjack!
Now for a quick political word paid for by the people against Jim Ross's crotchal regions:
Speaking of wrestling, how is Shawn Michaels adjusting to the retired life after his last match against the Undertaker a few months ago? I think he's adjusting just fiiiiine:
He annoyed you with the Sham Wow. He angered you with the Slap Chop. He then delighted you with the Slap Chop auto-tuned. But prepared to be angered and/or annoyed all over again with the Underground Movie 2010, featuring Lindsey Lohan's scram bracelet:
And finally, what's the only way to make an action packed gunfight even better? I think psychedelic flowers would be the only answer you can possibly come up with: