Before we get to the usual show note inanity, I think it's time for a little Public Service Announcement. I think this commercial serves to inform us of a very serious point: Left 4 Dead needs an all-mom sequel stat:
What would help you protect your children even more than unnecessarily heavy armament? Light gun combat!
When Oprah throws down an offer to win your own TV show, a lot of the crazies come out of the woodwork hoping to be the next Dr. Phil or Rachel Ray. For every hundred stay at home moms that want to teach us how to scrapbook, though, we get an honest to god voice of our generation who should, by all logic, win this competition and then every daytime emmy ever. That person just happens to be Zach Anner this time:
Also discussed this week was various run-ins with the stars of E!'s Pretty Wild reality show/microscope into everything that's wrong with the E! Network. Just how low did executive producer Chelsea Handler scrap to put together a show? She gave the most vapid, brand name obsessed, charged with felony theft airheads 30 minutes a week. Here's a sample that just might be short enough to avoid brain damage:
Man, after that you kind of need a YouTube video chaser to wash the bad taste out of your mouth. Thankfully the people behind Total Recall: The Musical have continued fighting the good fight and have given us Conan the Barbarian... the Musical:
