The Jack Chop: With Free Fahkin' Glowstick!

One of the best US horror movies of recent times almost flew under my radar. Hatchet, starring the geeky computer nerd from Avatar and the self-proclaimed token black guy from Not Another Teen Movie, is just the right mix of comedy, self-aware 4th wall breaking, and homage to be worth watching for any horror fan. Mix that with it being the only US release that comes close to the arterial spray of movies like Machine Girl or Tokyo Gore Police and you have a winner that's available on Netflix streaming right now. To help promote their movie, they released the following infomercial for the Jack Chop, the ultimate Jack-o-Lantern carving accessory: