With his untimely passing and the brewing storm that is sure to be the aftermath of his estate, it's best to remember the good times with Gary Coleman. Sure, we could talk about the time he almost got molested by the bike shop owner, where America learned to laugh again, but my mind immediately races to Coleman's starring role as a murderous psychopath in Postal 2:
Another topic this week was a recap of the recent Memorial Day A&E Hoarders marathon, allowing us all to go down a rabbit hole of obsessive collecting and lazy housekeeping. What happens when you try to tell a hoarder to clean up their mess? If you are this patient, the garnish-loving Nadine, you enter into HOARDRAGE, leaving you blind to the pickle-needs of your loved ones:
Sure, collecting mounds and mounds of trash and human waste could be detrimental to one's health, but so often the worst kind of hoarding is overlooked by the media: Data Hoarding. Thankfully, A&E (via the UCB Theatre) have shown a light on this growing technological epidemic:
If you ever find yourself as a gringo at the big lucha libre match-o, bare this in mind: never fuck with a luchadore's mask. If you do, La Parka might have to punch some sense into you. And yes, this is real and I'm sure it hurt like hell:
With the recently released Mega Man 10 including such fearsome bosses as fan favorite Sheep Man, maybe Capcom has finally started scrapping the bottom of the barrel for their robot overlords:
And finally, did someone request a compilation of outtakes featuring Orson Welles attempting to hock wine in commercial form while obviously intoxicated out of his mind? I hope it was you, because here it is:
