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Episode 312 - "Space Is Definitely NOT Hot For Teacher"

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the non-denominational church we all meet in while in purgatory that is episode 312 of the Fair Use Law podcast. This week 2/3rds of the tribunal tip-toe around the finale of Lost, forget that 24 ended like the rest of the country did, roll our eyes (or get secretly interested in) the weirdest trends in this season’s anime line-up, and put on our best Jesse Ventura conspiracy theorist role play while discussing the fringe minority’s worries about the 2012 London Olympics. All this and Bret Michael’s body’s continuing holy war against Bret Michaels and the start of the Britney Murphy’s Dead Sleazebag Husband’s Foundation for the Arts.

With Lost ending this past weekend, all that's left are the memories... and the unanswered questions:



With the controversy building that they are nothing but representations of the all seeing eye logo of the Freemasons, what will become of the 2012 London Olympics mascots, Wenlock and Mandville? Before we can know their future, we have to know how they came to be:



Could the Freemasons really be behind something so infuriatingly cute as those two? I'm sure our good friends in the 90s industrial rock band Penal Colony know for sure:



With the discussion this week turning to the naughtier side of anime, it's as if our ears all received a Bad Touch, indeed. So here's the catchiest one hit wonder of all time mixed with one of the cutest animes of all time, School Rumble:



Oh no, teenage werewolves are haunting our high schools and blocking our mall entrances with their desperate needs for attention and acceptance!



And finally, with the finale of 24 receiving only a 8% boost in viewership thanks to poor promotion and lack of viewer interest, I give to you my alternate idea on how the end of Jack Bauer's day-long adventure should have played out: