Ke$ha: Toddlers and Tiaras

What would happen if you mixed an alcoholic, Lady Gaga, and one of those child pageant contestants you see one that one creepy VH-1 special where the host seems seconds away from being attacked by a police officer disguised as a bush? I think you'll get a performance or two of Tik-Tok from Ke$ha... actually at least 4 of them. Watch in wonder as she seems to have even choreographed when to blink at exactly the same moment on each talk show: