Huges Yused's Used Used Car Lot

With the world in its current state of rainbows, lollipops, and run on delusions sentences, you must be looking for a good use for all that extra fictional money you have sitting around. Lucky for you, I know a salesman who has just a commodity that would be, and I quote, "right up your alley:"

Used Used Car Lot starring Paul F. Tompkins from The Midnight Show