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Episode 308 - "True Life: I Was Iron Man"

Welcome back my friends to the podcast that never ends: it’s episode 308 of Fair Use Law! This week, hopped up on democracy, the triceratops tribunal sample 2 out of the 3 potential new Mountain Dew flavors so you don’t have to. Still buzzing over the ability to vote for freedom, they quickly cover Bret Michaels’ pissing in the eyes of god and god blinking, how Marvel could totally veer its way out of a real life drunk Iron Man situation, the recent Tito Ortiz/Jenna Jameson Oxycontin-on-a-pole match, Tokyo-3’s best Evangelion-themed convenience store, and more!

Mountain Dew might be taking this whole Dew-mocracy thing a little too strong, what with Chuck Norris willing to kick voter apathy's ass:



With recent events proving that Bret Michaels might be taking a break from looking for nothing but a good time and talking dirty to one and all, would you say is this recap of his accident at the Tony's is funnier or maudlin:



Also this week, while discussing the train wreck that has become Courtney Love and Hole's career, I mentioned Melissa Auf der Maur's new viking-concept themed CD. Here is the first single from it, Out of our Mind, a song I can only describe as Queens of the Stone Age if it were female and awesome:



What would an entire convenience store made up to appease the heartstrings of Evangelion otaku look like? Luckily for you, I happen to have some Angel Attack fight music-backed footage of just such a location:



Shinji Ikari, how do you feel about Evangelion as a whole, especially this whole convenience store business?



And lastly, since Comedy Central spent 2 seasons forgetting it had it on its schedule, we shall provide the Drawn Together Movie: The Movie with some additional advertising via this advertisement-like advert: