Will somebody please think of the children? Just what happens when people start lining up to protest a Kevin Smith movie in his own fabled New Jersey? Well, you might get a special guest to help your cause:
Oh summer camp... you remind me so much of my childhood. Especially Salute your Shorts!
Sometimes it's hard to explain to a friend why one might waste their time watching professional wrestling when the jig is up and everyone knows it's predetermined. To whit I give you the latest Vaudeville silent movie sweeping all the opera houses, Oh No, Abyss Has Created A Dangerous Pit! If this doesn't make you a wrestling fan, then you aren't huffing what I'm huffing:
Also discussed this week was Paris Hilton's Razzie award winning performance in Repo! the Genetic Opera. To give you a little sample, here's a song that was unfortunately cut from the movie and only available on Blu-Ray. Unfortunate because "Come Up And Try My New Parts" might feature the movie's best guitar and programming. Like all things Repo, I pre-warn you: you will either love this forever or hate it with the passion of a thousand exploding suns:
And lastly, what would happen if the very unsimilar worlds of Persona and Team Fortress collided and birthed an unholy abomination the likes of which the video game world has never seen? I'd imagine it'd be something like this:
