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Episode 302 - "The Greatest Mutant Power Of All: The Human Spirit"

Welcome future Massachusetts Institute of Higher Learning graduating class of 2012 to another episode of the Fair Use Law podcast. Continuing the wave of momentum from finally leveling up to Case File 3, episode dos of said season brings to light many issues plaguing the current state of Democracy: fish that swim into the urethra of unaware men, Chris Brown’s struggle to stay relevant, the hell Lil’ Wayne fans must have gone through not hearing from him within 12 hours of being arrested, the dark secret origin of the crappy band Staind, Team Coco highlighting Republican racism we just made up, and more. All this and we CSI our way through Corey Haim’s death like Dr. Drew on the View. Act now and learn the 7 secrets of Dan's God!

Starting things off is an advertisement from Bizarro World where video games are instantly 2000% better: Mario's Inferno, taking the Dante's Inferno Super Bowl ad and making it an instant pre-order:



Now, Byron Allen, I hear you've been talking about the World Wide Web:



Want a mirror into my 24-hour Redhead/Felicia Day infested mind? This music video gives you more Felicia Day in one daily dose than should be medically allowed while also being influenced heavily by Stacy Q's "Two of Hearts" and ALSO including MMO references. Can it cram anything else into it's +4 bag of holding? I think not:



Courtesy of our perennial third chair and hot poker Baker comes what just might be the most awesome, blow-your-face-off-with-a-Falcon-Kick Super Smash Bros tribute animation of all time. Grab a final smash and enjoy:



Fair Use Law is also the place where you hear about movies starring talking human-massacring turkeys on a rampage first. This is a movie that actually exists and can be watched via Netflix without having to pay a cent, though it just might cost you your soul. Cover your eyes for it is ThanksKilling:



After that, I think we all nice a good movie trailer to cleanse our palettes of horrible dialogue, poor cinematography, and acting. Sadly, all I have is the stench of a recently tempura'd teenage girl arm that is the Machine Girl to share with you. If it is not satisfactory I will gladly share finger sushi with you: