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Episode 301 - "Since Bret Hart Can't Be Here Tonight: Licky Boom Boom Down!"

Join in on the celebration as Fair Use Law finally dings their way to level 3 and gains the gift of brand new opening and ending themes as a result! This week Randy and Dan discuss the eventual case of mental blue balls all Lost fans might suffer from, the hazards of watching a Yokozuna vs. Earthquake match, the awkwardness of 5th grade Sex Education, and how Videodrome just might be the best chest vagina movie ever made.

News broke this week that the writers for Lost just might not have the end game we thought they did. How could they possibly rectify this situation? I think taking a cue from an even bigger television franchise couldn't hurt:



Also discussed in glorifyingly corn syrup drenched detail this week was a recent viewing the Fair Use Law tribunal had of the legendary bad movie, Rikki-Oh: The Story of Rikki. Want a glimpse into its madness? Like any good pusher man, I'm here to give you a free sample before you must pay for the full thing:



For the first time ever in the history of their friendship, Dan was the first to watch an 80s sci-fi thriller before Randy not only viewed it but bought it and then watched it to death himself. This video in question? The Body Horror classic from David Cronenberg, Videodrome, not to be confused with former Korn-produced industrial rock band Videodrone. How freaky is Videodrome, you wonder? So freaky that, without any traditional "horror" tropes, it actually reached #4 on Bravo's Even Scarier Movie Moments chart:



What's more troubling for a poor 5th grader than finding out that they are starting to provide sex education with your class as soon-to-know-too-much guinea pigs? Having to sit through an episode of Snick's classic variety/sketch comedy show Roundhouse ABOUT Sex Ed with your parents anywhere near the TV:



And lastly, a very special embed is about to arrive. It's not often we can share with you a full, classic main event of classic 1994 Monday Night Raw. But this week we discussed Earthquake facing Yokozuna in a classic battle of the Super Heavyweights via the only means possible: Sumo! Thankfully someone put the entire she-bang on YouTube for you to enjoy. Like all WWF/WWE links, I can't promise this will be up forever, but please to enjoy a lost gem from the Fair Use Law mid-90s Time Capsule while you can: