We start things off as we do each and every day in each and every way: with some pornography. Now put that tongue back in your mouth, horny, I'm talking some of James Gunn's PG Pornography, specifically the episode in question: Nailin' Your Wife:
Not to sound like a typical internet geek, but the Japanese do everything better... even flash mobs. Instead of having 100 geeks show up in T-Mobile uniforms at a mall, they all get in the middle of the street and do the Happy Dance from the end of Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. That is, until someone calls the fuzz:
Speaking of weird Japanese dancing, this is a thing. I don't know what kind of thing, but it definitely is a thing:
Recently added to the Xbox Live Arcade service is the incredibly named "Death By Cube," which just might be the goriest game ever. This feat is made that much more impressive due to the fact that it's roster of characters are either boxes or robots:
And finally, pirates the world over were left in aghast tears last week after The Pirate Bay announced a partnership with Rednex. Yes, that Rednex... the band that had the one techno/country hit song cover of Cotton Eye Joe. Their new partnership included featuring Rednex's new song, "Devil's On the Loose," on their mainpage... completely breaking their site's search function in the process. To re-enact the hell internet art thieves had to go through until this was fixed, here's said culprit video and it's about as bad as you'd expect:
