I feel we must get the most pressing matter out of the way first: did Ric Flair take care of that bear? The tale this tape will tell can only attest to the fact that he did:
Now, from deep within the calming calmness of comedian Todd Glass' Coma, I give you: The Gas Station. Ironic hipsters, this came out years before Zoolander...
With the Artie Lange Deathclock being moved 1 minute closer to midnight due to a bipartisan panel of global scientists, I feel we should relive the good times. By this, I mean the time Artie Lange was my White Mama:
Many of you might be too young to remember the Noid and why one would want to avoid said Noid. Luckily for you, YouTube isn't just for Yo! Noid NES game speedruns anymore. Here's a delightful PSA from our friends at Domino's to tell us why the Noid loves to ruin pizzas:
Speaking of commercials, video game advertising nowadays is almost an art form. But it can never top the kind of unintentional, life changing goodness Mattel produced for the Intellivision port of Burger Time:
And finally, we end on a new high note in low. Ernie Reyes Jr made every attempt in the early 90s to become the next awesome, extreme sports Chuck Norris. But sadly, by the time Ninja Turtles 3 came along, he was back under the pounds of foam as Donatello to do his stunts and kicks. One of these failed attempts? The Rob Schneider-as-a-teenager epic Surf Ninjas:
Seeing the future just might be the only use anyone has ever had for a Sega Game Gear
