So gather the family around the Christmas tree and celebrate a very special episode of the Fair Use Law podcast featuring the return of the perennial third wheel Baker and the second week in a row with guest Jim. The now four-pronged Triceratops Tribunal go out of there way to never talk about Christmas this Holiday special as they jump from topic to topic including Chris Brown’s recent tirade against Wallingford, Connecticut, Britney Murphy’s recent passing, Miley Cyrus rapping more in 2010, and more!
Now onto the completely non-secular celebratory videos!
We start off with an instantly classic comedy bit, made better by being animated, from Patton Oswalt. Here's his in-depth take on the Christmas ballad "Christmas Shoes:"
Imagine my surprise this season when my favorite 80s hair metal band, Sniper, released a special Christmas-time rock jam entitled "All I Want For Christmas (Is To Rock)" on the YouTubes. Man, that lead singer sure does move like a panther across the holiday festooned stage:
You may think their existence as horrible abominations against humanity would keep the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from celebrating the holiday in that new old fashioned way. You will also be wrong. So please to enjoy a Turtles Christmas!
To what lengths will Fair Use Law go to attempt to qualify for art subsidy money? Well here is a short cinematic adventure entitled "Carlise Clam and the Christmas Creature" to find out:
Do you feel Christmas has lost its heavy metal edge? That the birth of our savior has become all pansified? Well then, Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders have a Christmas Wishlist you most likely can get behind with their new single, "All I Want For Christmas (Is To Kick Your Ass):"
And lastly, I had to venture to the shark infested waters of Daily Motion to find an embedded version of this music video, but as the best Christmas song of all time, it was worth it. Ladies and gentlemen, tighten up those gas masks, because we're having Christmas at Ground Zero:
