Oh yes, I said bear wrestling. It's on now! Here's Tracey Smothers, known for many a failed attempt to get famous in the WWF, wrestling what can only be described as a confused and sedated bear. Listen as the announcer tries to paint it as a fair fight:
This past week the Fair Use Law studios were delighted, disgusted, and entertained by the Japanese movie Uzumaki, based on the manga series of the same name. About a small town that slowly descends into Tim Burton-esque weirdness due to the appearance of spirals of every day life, it should come as no surprise that we found it a tad freaky that Norway succumbed to the very same fate mere hours after we finished watching it. Here is a fan-made but still awesome trailer for said movie so you can put the whole spiral into awesome perspective:
Did you know David Lynch was offered the role of directing Return of the Jedi after George Lucas saw Eraserhead, a movie we all know is very similar to a space opera about midget bear things? Well, here's David Lynch to explain this unfortunate series of events:
And finally, what do you get when you mix every comedy nerds' favorite comedian (and Weird Al! And... uh, Aimee Man?) together to record a cover of the 80s hit charity single, Do They Know It's Christmas? You get pure, unadulterated awesome all up in your eye and earballs:
