In tribute of our new promotion to CEO of Panties, I give you a natural occurrence people all over Japan travel miles for each fall: the flying of the PANTSU!!! south for Winter:
We also discussed our love of bizarre Japanese cinema this episode, something we hope that Netflix never runs out of. Unfortunately, the following trailer is not what it seems: the actual movie is just a dramatic narrative of a woman moving back to her hometown, known for its squid farming. In a cruel game of cockteasing, someone edited its trailer to include alien squid UFO fights, making it a movie I'd kill an old lady to rent:
Man, my disgust that Ultra Squid Attack Fight Hour is not a real movie has really got my blood boiling. Home Shopping Network, do you have a way to help me relieve my tension and maybe even destroy a thousand dollar HDTV?
You, sir, have won my dollar vote!
And finally, in a move that has been foretold by our elders through the ancient scrolls, marketing firms love to spruce up commercials to make anything seem hip and cool and extreme. Yes, even mayo. That's right, Miracle Whip is trying to make mayo the edgy condiment of Generation Why Oh God Are They Advertising Mayo This Way:
